“Be A Pornstar” (a spoken word verse – lyrics)

So you’re thinkin’ to yourself
So you’re thinkin’ to yourself
I wanna be a pornstar.

Don’t do it.
I wanna be a pornstar.
Don’t do it – at least not yet…
Wait for the coming change, wait for coming change –
That takes the criminal extortionists out of the game.

You don’t wanna be a pornstar.
You don’t wanna be a pornstar.

STDs.
Stalkers.
Extortionists.
Online bullies.
Problems.
Heartbreak.
Disappointment in your family.

Don’t do it. You don’t wanna be a pornstar – at least not yet.
Wait for the coming change – that takes the criminal extortionists out of the game.

So you’re thinkin to yourself – I wanna be a pornstar.
So you’re thinkin to yourself – I wanna be a pornstar.

Read the blogs, they’ll tell you what’s going on – Read the blogs…
You don’t wanna be a pornstar.
You don’t wanna be a pornstar.

SUICIDE. That’s right. Be a pornstar…You just might die.
Suicide…you don’t wanna be a pornstar – you just might die.

So you’re thinkin to yourself…So you’re thinkin’ to yourself…
I wanna be a pornstar.
Don’t do it.

So you’re thinkin to yourself…So you’re thinkin to yourself…
I wanna be a pornstar.
Don’t do it – at least not yet.

WAIT. WAIT. Wait for the coming change – that takes the criminal extortionist out of the game.
Don’t do it.
You don’t wanna be a pornstar.
Read the blogs, they’ll tell you what’s going on.
You don’t wanna be a pornstar.

Think it’s just me?
Let me go over some names…

Luke Ford – biggest badass of em all,
Gene Ross,
MIchael Strother – unlike no other,
Sean Tompkins in there, blogging took out his hair…
Even the necessary evil Ari Bass – tellin all the otha motha fuckas to shove it up their ass

Then there me
some still call me Monica
others know my name’s Alexandra
that’s my name
baddest good bitch in the game
I used to be a pornstar…
you don’t wanna be a pornstar.

So you’re thinkin to yourself
I wanna be a pornstar
Don’t do it – at least not yet.
Wait for the coming change, wait for the coming change…
That takes the criminal extortionists out of the game.
So you’re thinkin to yourself
I wanna be a pornstar
You don’t wanna be pornstar.
You don’t wanna be pornstar.
Don’t do it.