This song (music, vocals and lyrics written by Alexandra Mayers) was inspired by IRL recap streamer Landon Tells who recently celebrated his two year anniversary with his girlfriend Lucy. Landon’s good friend Mc Frosty is currently working on a remix of this song (which may incorporate some guitar).

Below are the lyrics and the live stream in which Alexandra produced the song.

I wonder if she knows
how lucky she is?
To have caught his eye…

I wonder if she knows
when he gives her a kiss.
Before they lay down at night…

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He’s like a teenage girl’s dream
Maybe the most wholesome looking blonde man that I’ve ever seen in my life…
He’s the type who does everything right…
(In his mind…)

I wonder if she knows
how watchable he is…
His stream’s vibe’s like Dawson’s Creek.

I wonder if she knows
how sexy he is…
Is he an actor on Vampire Diaries?

Make sure you donate to his show
so he can gas up his boat…
He’s got fishing to do
And Lucy, make sure you make him dinner
always cook him dinner…
Cause fishing makes him hungry,
and if he starves he can’t be one of IRL’s top recappers…
Cause if he starves how am I gonna know which streamers use the N-word?
How will I know? How will I know?

Subscribe to Landon Tells’ stream
He’s like a teenage girl’s dream
Maybe the most wholesome looking blonde man that I’ve ever seen in my life…
He’s the type who does everything right…
(In his mind…)